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This cozy hoodie carries a quiet, playful attitude — soft white fleece with minimalist black line art and a hint of candy-pink script on the back. A single winking eye sits center chest like a knowing glance; the sleeves feature small illustrated motifs and a handwritten-style phrase that reads like a private joke. It pulls on easily for slow mornings, late-night walks, and days when you want to feel seen but not loud. The roomy pouch, double-lined hood, and slightly relaxed cut make it an everyday layer that reads casual and thoughtful. Wear it layered under a jacket or by itself when you want comfort with a wink.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and easy carry
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double lining
- Soft 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and print clarity
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTF/DTG-ready printing and optional embroidery placements on chest and wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
You Can't Fix Stupid Hoodie
$50.37
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and easy carry
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double lining
- Soft 50/50 cotton–polyester midweight fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and print clarity
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTF/DTG-ready printing and optional embroidery placements on chest and wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean